Content

A compilation of profound nonsense

The Editors

My Name

by Urbi Suhan

How to Photocopy

by Maxine Draper

Two Sided

by Esme Massimo

Sorry I Got Off With Your Girlfriend

by William Stannard

How To Be Good At School

by Orlando Murphy

The First Fake Is The Deepest

by Jessica Clarke


How Was Your Day?

by Emily O’Shea

Not My Fault

by Louis Danby

Expressing Rage

by Monica Poucheva-Murray

You Look Well Dear

by Charlie Lezard

Just So

by Jo Hawkins


The Curse of Knowledge

by Carmen Dupre

The Other Girl

by Giulia Waddington

If It Ain’t Woke…

by Tonia Perera

More Damage Than Good?

by Bethany Lavery

Snowflakes in October

by Josi Kohlik

How To Put A Lid On It

by Ryan Harnell


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